I’m about to tell a story. You can either choose to believe
or not to believe it. Well, whatever you do...i really do not give a
multi-pointed cutlery.
There lived in this town, a happy family. A husband, wife
and three kids. The husband's name was Daddy, the wife's name was Mommy, and
the three kids were Adenike, Olajide and Tolulope. Daddy, Mommy and the
kids were all happy with each other, they all loved each other, they all cared
for each other, and there were never any moments of quarreling or strife
amongst them. A model family they were, to many other families that lived
around them. Other parents would say “Look at the kids of Mr Daddy and Mrs
Mommy, they always love and obey their parents...unlike you ungrateful
bastards”
Daddy and Mommy were staunch Christians in the church.
Technically, you could say they owned the church, since 60% of the money that
had been used to build it had come off their bank accounts. Daddy was a deacon
and Mommy was a deaconess. They each went to church five times every week, and
spent not less than 8 hours every Sunday attending to church activities. Daddy
was such a devout servant in the house of God. Mommy was a tad bit more devout
than her husband, and both were very content with how the society looked up to
them as true Christians who never joked with doing the purpose that the Lord
had brought them into the world to do.
Now, the kids, Nike, Jide and Tolu loved their parents so
very much. They had never lacked anything in their lives from the day they were
born up to the moment the events of this story unfolded. Nike was 21, a final
year student in a Private University established by a very prominent church in
the country. She was about to graduate with a very good result and couldn't
wait for the time to come when she would be free from that prison her parents
called an Educational Institution. Jide was 18, in another more expensive
private University, just going into his 2nd year and getting used to
life in a better prison than his elder sister. While Tolu, was 13 and in a
private Secondary school for girls.
Our story will focus on the life of Jide, the only boy in
the family.
Jide had gotten to that stage in his life where boys are
very sexually active and become very attracted to their female colleagues and
the likes. Jide’s mom, Mommy, knew about this, and had discussed it with Daddy
a few times. But the difficult part was bringing Jide to the sitting room,
offering him a seat in one of the comfortable sofas, and giving him the advice
he needed to go through this stage in his life. The usual sex-ed routine: Learn
to abstain, keep yourself till marriage, but if you really can’t...make sure
you use a condom, to protect yourself from sexually transmitted diseases or
unwanted pregnancies, etc...etc. But, naaah...Daddy and Mommy were staunch
Christians and practitioners of the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ of
Nazareth...so the only sex education that Jide or any of their other children
needed to hear was that “FORNICATION IS A SIN...AND THE WAGES OF SIN IS ETERNAL
DEATH BY THE SCORCHING FLAMES OF HELL!!!” And they made sure that message was
preached almost every morning during morning devotion. Jide and his sisters
would surely get the message and stay the hell away from coital relations with
their opposite sexes.
Jide was a melancholic young man, who had to endure various
bouts of depression and mood disorders. He had always managed to keep
it under a facade so that his parents or siblings hardly ever noticed. He was
an introvert, kept to himself most of the time and hardly had any friends. Then
because of the way his parents had brought him up, far and away from the normal
children on the streets, he had become so used to the loneliness so much that
even being around people was always very awkward for him. He was quite
intelligent, but very shy, and lacked the confidence to speak to a large number
of people...or to a very beautiful lady. His parents, especially his mother,
Mommy, had always been stern on the act of her children bringing visitors
to their home. She had warned Nike various times to not go to boys’ houses and
to never bring any boy to her house. If she wanted to keep any friends...let it
be female friends, and she was only allowed to bring her female friends to the
house. So when it became Jide’s turn to bring friends to the house, the same
warning went to him, to never bring any girl to the house...and never to go out
looking for any girl. He had to focus on his studies and become a Medical
Doctor before he thought about women or the pleasures that existed within their
bodies.
Jide obliged. He always obeyed his mother, he never wanted
to make her angry or be mad at him. So he never brought any female friend to
his house, only male friends. He didn’t have many friends though, but when he
got into the University, he found one best friend. This dude named Samuel, but
everybody called him Sammy. Jide and Sammy became the closest of friends, they
always hanged out together, always played FIFA together, always argued about
cars and gadgets with each other. They were such happy buddies, and Mommy even
liked Sammy and the fact that her son was his friend. Once or twice, whenever
Jide tried to sneak a female into the house, Mommy would be so pissed when she found
out. She would raise hell and let Jide know he had done wrong and disobeyed God
by not doing what his mother had asked. But if any of Jide’s male friends came
to visit, she would smile at them and even offer them food and drinks.
Jide was not happy with Mommy anymore, how can he cope under
these conditions? A sturdy, young man like him, with strong sexual desires, and
the only way he could quench them was being frowned at by his moronic directors
at school or by his devout Christian folks back at home. It was too much for
him to bear. He had to do something about it or else it would drive him nuts. So
Jide devised a plan in his head...
On this fateful day...Mommy was about to go out for her Women's
meeting at the church and needed someone to clean the car for her. Jide usually
did this, and the last time she had checked, he was in his room, taking a nap. She
called his name twice, but he didn't respond. She walked towards where his room
was so that he could hear her more clearly, and bellowed his name again. Still,
Jide didn't respond. She sighed. Maybe he had gone out again, she thought to
herself. So, she went out to her car, tried to get in and found out that the car was locked. She remembered then that she'd given Jide the car keys earlier to go and get some provision from their supermarket. Then she walked back into the house. She was a few feet before Jide's room before she started to hear the sounds. When she got to Jide's door, the sounds became clearer to her. Mommy's eyes widened as she listened carefully. It was the unmistakable sound of a man and a woman having carnal knowledge of each other. THE GREATEST SIN OF THEM ALL. in Jide's room? her very own Jide's room? No, she didn't want to believe what she was hearing. Maybe Jide was doing something else. maybe he had listened as she called his name, then when he thought she had left, he'd switched on his CD player and started watching one of those abominable erotic videos. Just as Mommy stood there wondering, the sounds got louder...and she just couldnt hold her rage anymore.
Mommy, grabbed the door knob, twisted it, and barged into Jide's room. What she saw shocked her, her eyes bulged, her jaws dropped... and her words hung in her throat.
Behold, Jide was totally naked...on all fours, on his bed. Wearing a wig, with make-up on his face that made him look female. And Sammy was behind him, holding his hip and ramming his penis into Jide's orifice.
Mommy fainted.
The End.
Mommy, grabbed the door knob, twisted it, and barged into Jide's room. What she saw shocked her, her eyes bulged, her jaws dropped... and her words hung in her throat.
Behold, Jide was totally naked...on all fours, on his bed. Wearing a wig, with make-up on his face that made him look female. And Sammy was behind him, holding his hip and ramming his penis into Jide's orifice.
Mommy fainted.
The End.
Sad, I bet Mommy wished her son was fornicating with a girl.
ReplyDeleteBut was that Jide's only option? How long has this been going on?
Did he really need the wig and makeup?
Is this a TRUE story Mykali??
LOL. i hope you read the first post on this blog and understood it very well. you can either choose to believe it or not. i cant answer those questions dear...sorry
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